All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.
A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.
What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
do u mean excited
self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here.
There are 10+ million sarcastic little bitches out there and i love every single one of you