tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here.
There are 10+ million sarcastic little bitches out there and i love every single one of you
when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it